Pearls of Wisdom Just for You (You’re Welcome)

Someone really ought to learn from my mistakes, so please consider the following life lessons my gift to you: No matter how much your brother tries to convince you – it is never cool to staple your own thumb. Swimsuits don’t respond … Continue reading

I Was Young and Needed the Money

I once spent four and a half hours cleaning my father’s car, only for him to run his index finger along the bonnet and tell me it wasn’t spotless enough. Admittedly, I hadn’t really removed any of the dirt, merely … Continue reading