Face to Faux with Simon Cowell

When meeting The Queen of England, one must abide by certain royal etiquette: Approach her face-on. Do not speak, unless spoken to. No touching. Try to mask the giant bolognaise stain you have on your blouse. Do not ask her … Continue reading

I Really Should Have Thought This Through

I once had a large gecko inked on my back, which seemed like a good idea at the time. I was secretly relieved that it was gone within a fortnight; you’ve got to love henna ink. I’m not strongly opposed to … Continue reading