“WAX ON, WAX OFF”. Karate Kid
“IF YOU CAN’T SAY SOMETHING NICE, DON’T SAY NOTHIN’ AT ALL”. Bambi
As an English graduate, it pains me to see such poor grammar, but I’ll let Thumper off, on account of him being a rabbit.
“I RECOMMEND ROLLING AROUND IN POND SCUM”. An interview with Kermit the Frog (star of the Silver Screen)
“IT AIN’T ABOUT HOW HARD YOU HIT, IT’S ABOUT HOW HARD YOU CAN GET HIT AND KEEP MOVING FORWARD”. Rocky Balboa
Alternatively, you could just find a nice quiet office job.
“DO, OR DO NOT. THERE IS NO TRY”. The Empire Strikes Back
For a creature that looks like a frog who ingested toxic waste as a tadpole, Yoda is surprisingly insightful.
“DON’T EVER LET SOMEBODY TELL YOU, YOU CAN’T DO SOMETHING*…YOU GOT A DREAM, YOU GOTTA PROTECT IT…YOU WANT SOMETHING, YOU GO GET IT”. The Pursuit of Happyness
*Exceptions to this rule include:
- Having Pikachu tattooed on your inner thigh.
- Wearing orange.
- Dying your hair green and then getting it cut into a mullet.
- Anything whatsoever to do with Justin Bieber.
“BE WHOEVER YOU WANT TO BE”. The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
This statement also excludes Justin Bieber.
“DREAMS DO COME TRUE, IF ONLY WE WISH HARD ENOUGH”. Peter Pan
I always dreamt of finding love – and look what I found!
It has become apparent however that I have so far neglected to dream hard enough for Adele’s voice or Pippa Middleton’s bottom. Note to self: Must try harder.