I heard a vicious rumour that confession is good for the soul. With this in mind, I have decided to share my many crimes, faults and misdemeanours with the world. Brace yourselves:
I strongly believe that chewing gum is a filthy habit.
I habitually chew gum.
Not once have I retained the packaging for future reference. Does anyone?
I cried when Max said goodbye to OB on Hollyoaks. Yes, really.
I think Bruce Forsyth is highly overrated. There, I’ve said it. (Please don’t hurt me).
Only when accompanied by a small child, do I wait for the lights to change at a pedestrian crossing.
I am aware that I risk death by a thousand scorch marks when coughing loudly in the presence of smokers. Nonetheless – I have a point to make.
I have been known to eat my way through half a tube of Pringles in one sitting. Then cry.
I have a discoloured tooth, which contrary to popular belief – is not the result of poor dental hygiene, but the outcome of a food fight at University that got out of hand. Never take on your friend when she’s armed with a broom – you won’t win.
I know I talk too much. This does not stop me.
My mother taught me that “If you don’t have anything nice to say, then don’t say anything at all”. I am yet to master this. (Please see previous comment).
I have no idea what the terms “well jel” or “reem” mean, nor do I care. You have permission to slap me with a mackerel if I ever use them in a sentence without a hint of irony.
I once got very excited about the arrival of our new washing machine.
I love to mock people who take trivial games seriously, by overtly cheating in their presence. Potting pool balls with your hands always goes down well. (No pun intended).
If Princess Mercedes Armani von Fluffinton poops on my rosebush one more time – I shall pelt her with a pineapple.
I have a secret crush on Kermit the Frog. Please don’t tell my husband – or Miss Piggy.
Who hasn’t been there with a tube of Pringles!?
Phew. Good to know I’m not the only one 😀
29? You’re a spring chicken!
I am? Woo hoo!!
I like your sassiness–if there is such a word. Your writing reminds me a a friend of mine who always get the look, “Was she serious?”
I’m new at this blogging stuff and your blog is really fun and lighthearted.
Thanks very, very much! You have made me smile 🙂 I’m pretty new too – only been writing for 7 weeks, but loving it. Keep it up!
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Cute! Pssst. I have a crush on sweet lil Kermie too… My blog today is dedicated to The Muppets. Check it out if you have a minute.
Oh yay! I thought it was just me 😀 Have you got a link to your blog? I will check it out 🙂
Oh my, this is soooo like me. I talk to much specially when I am mad. I really wouldn’t care if I hurt the person’s feelings. The more profanity and brutality the better. After I have said it, I feel the need to do hara kiri…
i love your blogs!
Thank you! I love blogging – so seems like a good combination! 🙂
I think you have a great voice. I appreciate reading you! peace